He who laughs last, laughs the loudest,

or he explodes in a technicolor yawn.

Treat me tenderloin

You can lean on me.

Pain in the ass puppy

is what they said to, and about me while cussing. But come on, I was cool as an igloo. I just liked to do what I wanted. At high speed. With force. And tenacity. In drive. Biting, always biting. Never letting go.
In the middle of all that I posed. And they said I was pretty. Might have saved my life that.

I float

Therefor I am.

Cap'n Tardo

The nerve of it all. Don't they know my best side is the left?

I hope you sleep well

This is me and my friend Aro. He had Mystery Disease and had to go to bye bye.
I want to pluck your hair in play, but I'd rather you sleep and not be so sad anymore. I think you dream of food and friends.

T'is I.

Lo and behold. Me. The Töddel. In all my greatness. I am full of myself, so love me and adore me.