The Nipple and the Egg

It was a chilly autumn day. The air was clean and crisp, full of promise of the snow that unevitably is coming. All was peaceful, but as we all know there is always calm before the storm...

Nipple is a good ninja, working with fine precision. He was doing is everyday routine with his Alpha female this morning, and knew nothing of the hazard coming their way.


There! He spots it! This evil monstrosity that is out to get everything he holds dear! What is this creature? It must be some threat from another galaxy! I must kill it with all my might! says Nippledog.


It tries to escape? Oh my, this is a cunning little thing... But no one can outsmart a Nipple! He has the power of flingy limbs, and he is as sharp as the egg he chases.


Suddenly a young vixen appears! What are thee? asks Nipple. Turns out it is a damsel in distress! Oh no,The Blue Possessed Alien Egg has come to reep our young of their souls and take over the EarthPlanet!


I shall protect her with all my might, he promises, and goes off on the hunt. You are a slippery little sucker, but I will stalk you down if it is the last thing I do. Resistance is futile!


Halt! You have been exposed, you must stop and hand over all your accompliceseseses!
But the Evil Egg still goes a runnin', oblivious to the power of the Nipple. Now a refugee on a strange planet, running on instinct, high on adrenaline. Yes, the most dangerous state of all eggs...


You dare to go after my momma?! Oh, you really have some eggs don't you?!


I shall use my flingy limbs to capture you, for they are my special power! Hah! You have met your match, and shall soon be Blue Omelet.


And finally... In this exact moment... He finishes off Earths biggest threat. So quick even the camera can't focus on him. With his impeccible strength and precision you can see he even bends gravity.


The Damsel willingly shows her gratitude, showering him with kisses and drowns him in adoration. Which he well deserves. Of course he gives her a peck on the cheek, so she knows she is loved, and that she is now safe from harm.


Millions of lives were saved this day, most oblivious to the fact that there is a Nipple that risks his life every part of the day so we all can sleep safe at night. He should be adored as the hero, protector and all time hunk that he is. You can breath easy, go do your every day stuff knowing nothing bad is going to happen. Until next time....

All bow to the allmighty! I give you, Nippledog!